Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Did you just see the Batmobile???
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
