jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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