How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You can't motorboat a personality
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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