your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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