CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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