Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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