no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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