How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i think i have two assholes
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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