Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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