This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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