I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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