I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
