Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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