did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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