Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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