He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
She bit a glass in half.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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