Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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