The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
i now understand why vodka
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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