The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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