Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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