But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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