This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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