So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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