yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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