have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
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