party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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