batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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