i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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