i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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