Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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