You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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