Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Randomize
