would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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