From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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