That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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