Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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