Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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