No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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