My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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