quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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