How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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