yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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