weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I AM VODKA MAN
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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