singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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