508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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