He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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