I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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