my soul wont recognize me after tonight
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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