I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Mom said you looked used
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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