similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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